Relocation Real Estate
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Don't fight,

MOVE!

Don't fight the Future!

We at Relocation Real Estate are here to help with the inevitable. The world is changing rapidly which can spell doom for your house and your hard earned way of life. We can solve this problem by finding you a new place to live that doesn't deal with climate change.

 

Our pricing 

Check out our industry leading affordable pricing.

 
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Our Promise



We will make the flooding in your neighborhood seem like a thing of the past by moving you to a new neighborhood.  Our services take into account your culture, sex, age, shopping habits, middle school friends, and how many people named Fred that you know to help hone the search radius for your new home. We guarantee with a degree of certainty that you will be satisfied by the results of the search (conducted by a trusted third party). We will then provide help in searching the most appropriate retail job based on your skills. After that, your new future is in your hands!


Testimonials

  "I don't even like Italian food"-satisfied* customer

"I don't even like Italian food"-satisfied* customer

  "I didn't see who won but now I can go fishing.''-satisfied*customer

"I didn't see who won but now I can go fishing.''-satisfied*customer

  "After using the service seven times, I finally was matched with a home in an area that is only moderately affected by climate change. I would absolutely recommend this service."- dissatisfied customer

"After using the service seven times, I finally was matched with a home in an area that is only moderately affected by climate change. I would absolutely recommend this service."- dissatisfied customer

*All satisfied customers were thoroughly vetted based on a rigorous vetting process that vets veteran customers who signed up to the vetting process and are then paid to be spokespeople.

 

Appointments

We have many times available.